The Velveeta Room Open Mic Line-up!

This Thursday, July 2nd, is the debut of the all-new Open Mic rules at The Velveeta Room! Here's the line-up, fresh of the desk of Dana Smith:

1. Geoff Davis (3 min)
2. J. Oscar Polanco (6 min)
3. Mark Dupree (3 min)
4. Brick Andrews (3 min)
5. Jonathan Pace (10 min)
6. Dan French (6 min)
7. Mike Suarez (3 min)
8. Chad Warren (6 min)
9. Kerri Lendo (6 min)
10. Mike Faerber (3 min)
11. Dale Alexander (10 min)		 12. Tom Booker (6 min)
13. Maggie Maye (6 min)
14. David Jara (3 min)
15. Jennifer Hill (6 min)
16. Chris Cubas (6 min)
17. Matt Kordelski (3 min)
18. Nick Ramirez (3 min)
19. Seth Cockfield (10 min)
20. Shawn Wereley (3 min)
21. Brian Gaar (6 min)
22. Holly Lorka (3 min)		 23. Gy Odom (6 min)
24. Kat Ramzinski (3 min)
25. Jason Wayne (3 min)
26. Doug Lewis (3 min)
27. Ashley Weber (3 min)
28. Levi McGlathery (3 min)
29. Ezlerh Gomez (3 min)
30. Mac Blake (3 min)
31. Steve Cox (3 min)
32. Clay Blackstone (3 min)
33. Dave Landers (3 min)

Show starts at 9:30 pm, tickets are $5. See you there!

Comments

Scottish-The-Comic's picture
by Scottish-The-Comic - Jul 1 2009 - 4:19am

Congrats to Geoff Davis for placing #1 in the Comedy Show! Happy Birth Day Mate!!! (he is 39 years young as of yesterday)
Lets hear it for him!!
Congrats to BRICK for getting ON the list! (you remembered to email!!! YAY)
A round of applause for Jewish the Cockfeild and Chris Cubas for holding the weight of 12-22!!!
And a toast to DANA for learning to spell KAT RAMAZAMAWALSZKI's last name!~(I love you Kat , I just dont want to ever be in a position to have to know how to spell your name....Im guessing K- A- T ...right?)
Not to mention--A HUGE Congrats to Jason Wayne, (who's mother reported that she caught him looking at porn online)
FOR finally seeing a girl naked! =)

CHEERS

-2 CENT

http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/watch/UgliestScotsman (For Proof)

P>S> Why is Chance not on the list?

invasionfromkat's picture
by invasionfromkat - Jul 1 2009 - 6:07pm

Scottish dude....

How can you just throw a word like "Love" around?

And before you butcher my name, you should try CTRL+C and then CTRL+V next time...useful tool.

Would someone explain how to ctrl+alt+delete this ginger bastard....

:)

Scottish-The-Comic's picture
by Scottish-The-Comic - Jul 1 2009 - 6:31pm

Yes just go to the control panel on your computer... and send ALL FILES to the TRASH then empty the trash.. there should be some warnings popping up.. just IGNORE those!

AND if you have a MAC like me.. then press the APPLE button and DELETE... then go to MACINTOSH HD and TRASH "SYSTEMS" and "APPLICATIONS" ... again there will be warnings popping up.. just IGNORE those! Empty the TRASh (always ignore the warnings)
And KABOOM!

You'll have deleted this Ginger Bastard!

=)

-Ginger Bastard

EDeitz's picture
by EDeitz - Jul 2 2009 - 9:30am

You get somebody to rise to your bait, then you derail the topic with material you already wrote that you think is "funny".

Cool. Now I can skip reading the rest of your comments.

Geoff D's picture
by Geoff D - Jul 2 2009 - 11:06am

You start a pissing contest with a comic you don't like on a message board because you actually want him to give you the attention that you are not getting at home.

You re just calling him out for doing the same exact thing you are doing...which in turn makes you both...um, I don't know....brothers?

*GONG*

EDeitz's picture
by EDeitz - Jul 2 2009 - 12:38pm

succinctly, too.

EDeitz's picture
by EDeitz - Jul 1 2009 - 9:54am

More importantly, where is Luke Francis, the Scottish Wonder who's already so famous that he doesn't need open-mics? I guess he's done gracing us with his presence. A witty post on Last Gas is all the funny that we've earned from the Mighty Luke. And we lowly are ever so grateful.

Scottish-The-Comic's picture
by Scottish-The-Comic - Jul 1 2009 - 6:33pm

Thanks for the WONDERFUL compliments whoever you are! I appreciate you and will try not to step on you on my climb to the TOP!

=)

-MIGHTY MIGHTY

derekphtpt's picture
by derekphtpt - Jun 30 2009 - 5:55pm

else having trouble registering with the Velveeta forum? I think I'm on my 4th go-around.

jonwilkes's picture
by jonwilkes - Jun 30 2009 - 10:47pm

have you tried registering under a dozen or so fake names, and then posting comments laced with snide comments and fart jokes? That seems to work for some people.

Ramin's picture
by Ramin - Jun 30 2009 - 6:01pm

On some browsers, the confirmation page displays black text on a black background. Just highlight the whole page and you'll see everything.

If that's not doing it just email me, I'll make you an account and send the info.

derekphtpt's picture
by derekphtpt - Jun 30 2009 - 10:09pm

I AM an idiot. Already registered. No wonder it wasn't letting me register (again).

belinda.carroll's picture
by belinda.carroll - Jul 1 2009 - 11:17am

Do they let you drive Derek?

derekphtpt's picture
by derekphtpt - Jul 2 2009 - 4:25pm

drive me what?

belinda.carroll's picture
by belinda.carroll - Jun 30 2009 - 1:02pm

Ohhh Exciting!

DougE's picture
by DougE - Jun 30 2009 - 12:16pm

"Excellent".