Too Soon? John Tole Sells Out Billy Mays

When it rains it pours for Dallas King of Kringe, John Tole, especially when the rain is the untimely passing of celebrities and/or not-so-celebrities. Upholding his reputation as the World's Hardest-Working Celebrity Death Comic in all of Texas, Tole followed up the previous day's work on Michael Jackson with these parting words for beloved pitchman Billy Mays shot on June 28th at Hyena's Dallas: