In search of roommate - for serious, not joking
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Dear Everybody,
I'm potentially looking to rent a house with a yard starting October 1st. Would you like to be my roommate? Then give this a gander:
Me: conscientious pet owner; clean-freak in common areas; country music lover from way back; prone to non-violent mood swings.
You: have an aversion to eating other people's groceries; don't smoke; like to party at other people's houses and come home in a fairly reasonable state; love animals but don't have pets of your own; can't sleep at night unless you've cleaned up your own mess in common areas.
See you at the lease signing!
Martha
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p.s. Sorry Ms. Showbiz but you're not in the running.
Ok! Good luck finding a person who will adhere to your unreasonable demands so they will have the honor of living with your crazy ass and a bunch of smelly animals!
It's about time someone stood up to Martha Kelly. Your reign of terror is over.
Not "standing up" to her. I just don't like it when someone blows me off repeatedly when I am just trying to be friendly and maybe do some writing together. I actually would be a perfect roommate for her, because I am clean & neat, quiet, don't smoke/do drugs/drink often and I love animals! But for whatever reason, she chose to single me out and tell me I am not welcome to be her roommate, although I am probably the only person who would agree to live with her.
She hurt my feelings and I guess I let my emotions get the best of me. Sorry. (my hormones are going crazy today too)
Maybe she's just afraid you'll kill her boyfriend with a heel to the eye.
Maybe she wants your writing help now? Do you know anything about drafting protective orders?
My score: 0 for 5.
Good luck Martha!
Can you sweeten the offer a little? Perhaps the promise of an unending supply of fruit rollups?
Where is the house?
I think she's looking for someone younger than her, Nat.
She's also not looking for someone to haunt her posts.
"love animals but don't have pets of your own"
--well shoot