A Romantic "What if...?"

A Romantic "What if...?"

Couples are everywhere these days, but who knows if they will last. It's just so hard to tell. This week, with the help of a scientific love calculator, I shed some light onto what couples may be blossoming in the future and which will really last.

Ruby Collins and Don Rickles

Don Rickles will be in town this fall. Will love sparkle when he meets this local comedy gem?
Results - 78.5%
Advice - He may just be the one.

Jake Flores, Joe Staats, and Chris Cubas

Living in that apartment together and going on tour, Can anything possibly spark between these three?
Results - 63.5%
Advice - It might seem like true love at first, but it doesn't look like it has the gas to last a lifetime boys.

Jennifer Hill and Skyy Vodka

These two can be seen out and about on the Austin comedy scene. Inseparable, but should they be?
Results - 59%
Advice - Hmm, at less than 75%, I think you guys should just be friends.

Andy Ritchie and Seth Cockfield

Roommates or Soulmates?
Results - 47%
Advice - Don't start changing that room into a guest room just yet fellows.

Albert Im and Ramin Nazer

Will the webmasters working side by side upload some love with each other?
Results - 10%
Advice - I'd institute the no dating in the office rule if I were you.

Martha Kelly and her dog Buddy

Sure she says she loves him, but would it ever work?
Results - 61.5%
Advice - Looks like you both need to be looking elsewhere for something that will truly last forever.

Brick Andrews and an American Flag

God Bless America. But does God bless this couple’s union?
Results - 5.5%
Advice - You both may love each other, you are just not in love with each other.

Kerri Lendo and Kerri Lendo

What does my future hold with myself?
Results - 68%
Advice - I don't care what this love calculator says, I am marrying myself.

 

Comments

Iron Clad Ben's picture
by Iron Clad Ben - Aug 11 2009 - 12:40pm

Seth Cockfield used to not have a mustache?!??!?!?!!

wereley's picture
by wereley - Aug 11 2009 - 2:14pm

Now he only has a beard.

Hey. O.

KNEKBOWNN's picture
by KNEKBOWNN - Aug 11 2009 - 12:51pm

We the three of us in an apartment there is more then enough gas to go around.

Fart joke.

KNEKBOWNN's picture
by KNEKBOWNN - Aug 11 2009 - 4:29pm

That flag was asking for it.

norman's picture
by norman - Aug 12 2009 - 9:49pm

I was already rolling on the floor for other reasons. But the laughing part was totally your doing.

Rubes's picture
by Rubes - Aug 12 2009 - 9:05am

i'm totally good with that.

cockistan's picture
by cockistan - Aug 12 2009 - 2:29pm

Ruby Rickles has a fantastic ring to it.

TheChad's picture
by TheChad - Aug 12 2009 - 2:39pm

I've actually had Ruby Rickles. Penicillin doesn't work. You have to get them removed.

derekphtpt's picture
by derekphtpt - Aug 12 2009 - 10:20am

isn't a mustache called a lip brow?

TheChad's picture
by TheChad - Aug 12 2009 - 1:39pm

were you looking for an in-depth comparison of the Picto-Germanic "brus" versus the Doric "mystax" or was that a rhetorical question?

derekphtpt's picture
by derekphtpt - Aug 12 2009 - 4:05pm

yes, an in-depth comparison of that stuff. But, I move that the name mustache be changed to lip brow; or eyebrow be changed to eyesbrow.

DougE's picture
by DougE - Aug 12 2009 - 3:18pm

but I can't stop looking at Buddy.

marthakelly's picture
by marthakelly - Aug 12 2009 - 6:27pm

I stare at Buddy all day, even while driving. He's captivating and fat-tivating.

DougE's picture
by DougE - Aug 12 2009 - 8:11pm

rub it in. Lucky.

shesajen's picture
by shesajen - Aug 16 2009 - 1:48pm

Skyy knows I'm really much more interested in Three Olives Cherry Vodka -- i like the new ones.